Verse
Dear Darlin’
You smell like Aunt Teresa
Cigarette and pizza
Perfume and white wine
Dear Darlin’
Your lack of ambition
And abundance in bitchin’
Is a total waste of time
Chorus
Like a sail boat on the ocean
My world was yours to take
Until your wind became an anchor
In my ship just up and sank
So I’m writing words on paper
Can’t stand to see your eyes
Cussin’ you in cursive
Hope this letter makes you cry
Verse
Dear Darlin’
You’re the worst kind of person
On this ever loving earth and
I just thought you ought to know
Dear Darlin’
Well here’s some free advice
For once in your life
Try being nice
Chorus
Like a sail boat on the ocean
My world was yours to take
Until your wind became an anchor
In my ship just up and sank
So I’m writing words on paper
Somebody just feels right
Cussin’ you in cursive
Hope this letter makes you cry
Make her cry
Make her cry
Make her cry
Make her cry
Make her cry
I’m writin’ words on paper
It’s bittersweet goodbye
Cussin’ you in cursive
Hope this letter makes you cry
I’m cussin’ you in cursive
Hope this letter makes you cry
Baby cry, baby cry
Baby cry
