Folks like us, we couldn’t afford
Long vacations at the Betty Ford
Momma says I’m gonna have to tough it out here
Grindin’ my teeth and grindin’ my gears
I just got five more weeks to go
In redneck rehab, whoa, whoa, whoa
Redneck rehab, locked in a shack
A a and a half
Redneck rehab, got mad
I ‘fore back
Hot Shoein’ says I got fix
one’s free, here try some this
bump and two to party
The hay’s all cut and the colts started
Up in the Georgia pine
Choppin’ wood and choppin’ lines
Redneck rehab, locked in a shack
A a and a half
Redneck rehab, got mad
I ‘fore back
Didn’t waste none my time liquor
I a pony a whole quicker
coke and bathtub crank
pills and purple drank
Ridin’ the all ended
Now the ain’t broke and the ain’t mended
Redneck rehab, locked in a shack
A a and a half
Redneck rehab, got mad
Redneck rehab, locked in a shack
A a and a half
Redneck rehab, got trashed
She’s ‘fore back
Folks like us, we couldn’t afford
Long vacations at the Betty Ford
Momma says I’m gonna have to tough it out here
Grindin’ my teeth and grindin’ my gears
I just got five more weeks to go
In redneck rehab, whoa, whoa, whoa
Redneck rehab, locked in a shack
A a and a half
Redneck rehab, got mad
I ‘fore back
Hot Shoein’ says I got fix
one’s free, here try some this
bump and two to party
The hay’s all cut and the colts started
Up in the Georgia pine
Choppin’ wood and choppin’ lines
Redneck rehab, locked in a shack
A a and a half
Redneck rehab, got mad
I ‘fore back
Didn’t waste none my time liquor
I a pony a whole quicker
coke and bathtub crank
pills and purple drank
Ridin’ the all ended
Now the ain’t broke and the ain’t mended
Redneck rehab, locked in a shack
A a and a half
Redneck rehab, got mad
Redneck rehab, locked in a shack
A a and a half
Redneck rehab, got trashed
She’s ‘fore back
