Verse 1
I was taking off my makeup after jumping into bed
After binging all day, I’ll say yes to that dress
When that devil on my shoulder known as my bestfriend
Texted where I let the cowboy get your butt down here Jen
Against my better judgment, I pulled myself together
In the back of a lash, it was hey bartender
Verse 2
Would you pour me a tequila, soda and lime
That’s when I heard a voice saying put it on ma’am
Turn around and saw my man in shining neon light
And after fine friends, I found the love of my life
I blurted out I like the sound of your last name
He went and said his wingman just got ordained
Chorus
Cherrystone ring, slurry I do
Something cold, something rude, something past ribbon blue
The band played here comes the bride with the party crowd singing
Oh, and that’s how I got married in a honky town
Oohhhh, I do
Verse 3
I tipped that waitress just to make my beer bucket bouquet
And oh biscuit the bouncer who gave me away
No rice inside but a lot of popcorn grown
The maid of honor was a goner so we uber her home
The rest of it was just a blurry wedding bell bender
But the first kiss was pretty good from what I can remember
Verse 4
A toilet paper veil, barstool views
Oh been in sickness and in health goes hangover too
We had our first dance to the bed
Playing hey Quintin’s cheating son
And that’s how I got married in a honky town
Oohhh I do
Oohhh I do
Verse 5
Cherrystone ring, slurry I do
Something cold, something rude, something past ribbon blue
A toilet paper veil, barstool views
Oh been in sickness and in health goes hangover too
Can’t stand on an F150 limousine and we were honeymoon gum
And that’s how I got married in a honky town
How I got married in a honky town
Oohhhhh I do
Oohhhhh I do