He tapped you on the shoulder of your shiny Italian suit
And you looked at him like he was made of mud
He paid you a compliment, then you brushed him off of you
And he stood there studying the ballroom rug
You should be careful who you treat like at a party
if your crumbles you
You he be somebody
And if it’s not a thing do
you in watch you got on your wrist
Pinky up on your gin martini
You’re the kind of guy a pseudonym on guest lists
Maybe you, rude don’t seem too unseemly
But you should be careful who you treat like at a party
if your crumbles you
You he be somebody
And if it’s not a thing do
And you wouldn’t remember, we’ve met before
Good see you, my name at the door
The time we talked, you made as small well
That guy there with his lapel
You should be careful who you treat like at a party
if your crumbles you
You he be somebody
And if it’s not a thing do
