Meant every word to you honey, when I said I do
But there sure ain’t been much honey since the honeymoon
I made a promise in front of God, your daddy, and you
But I’ll be damned if the devil wasn’t in on it too
We’re hitched up
Like a ball to a chain
Like a pawn to a new name
up
Like a plow in the dust
your hunk of rust
up
For better ’til we’re in the dirt
up
up
up
Well, happy ever after sure ain’t the faint of heart
‘Cause I’m playing fiddle to happy hour at the bar
Well, I tried buying you flowers, read the on and Mars
I’ve been bringing the can barely get you outta your drawers
up
Like a ball to a chain
Like a pawn to a new name
up
Like a plow in the dust
your hunk of rust
up
For better ’til we’re in the dirt
up
up
We’re hitched up
does it so I guess that’s why we it
I’m standing in the kitchen, washing hand me dishes
While I bet you’re your buddies drinking beer out fishing
hold your horses honey, ’cause you know I ain’t listening
What’s it take you to give me a break
I’ve been busting back, you keep case
it’s kinda and it’s a little too late
One body, blood, big mistake
We’re hitched up
Like a ball to a chain
Like a pawn to a new name
up
Like a plow in the dust
your hunk of rust
up
For better ’til we’re in the dirt
up
up
We’re hitched up
